Jobositelock: Cincinnati Metro Edition

"For Sweden" (rallybeetle) 08/15/2019 at 13:26 • Filed to: Jobositelock, Joppositelock, Joblopnik, job, jobs, JOBOPNIK, Atlas Air, Atlas, Air Cargo, Planelopnik

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Atlas Air is hiring a Safety & Regulatory Compliance (SRC) Safety Analyst for a position by the Cincinnati /Northern Kentucky Airport.

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Your main duty is analyzing and validating flight data, but you will work with all aspects of the Safety Management System (SMS).

You also need to know octal numbers, so cut of your thumbs and get counting.

Aremmes > For Sweden 08/15/2019 at 13:42

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Better to cut off the ring finger, it's the laziest.

Chariotoflove > For Sweden 08/15/2019 at 13:56

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There must be an app for that. I’ll just go to the App Store and search “SMS” before I go to my interview.

Seriously though, that sounds like a job with a lot of responsibility.  No looking at the clock waiting for 5:00 on that.  I think I’d be proud to tell people what I do.

MrDakka > For Sweden 08/15/2019 at 15:45

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Screw your base 8 system . You’ll have to cut off my thumbs from my cold dead hands. I'd rather be dead human than an alive chimp.

ttyymmnn > Aremmes 08/15/2019 at 15:47

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But you’ll need it if you play trumpet.

Aremmes > ttyymmnn 08/15/2019 at 15:59

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Just move the valve to where the pinky finger can operate it.

ttyymmnn > Aremmes 08/15/2019 at 16:03

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Or get one of these.

f86sabre > For Sweden 08/15/2019 at 18:14

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I qualify, but no.

They are rolling a whole bunch into that single role. 

For Sweden > f86sabre 08/15/2019 at 18:14

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But what about the Reds

For Sweden > ttyymmnn 08/15/2019 at 18:15

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what monstrosity is this

ttyymmnn > For Sweden 08/15/2019 at 18:17

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Two-valve bugle.

For Sweden > ttyymmnn 08/15/2019 at 18:19

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thanks i hate it

ttyymmnn > For Sweden 08/15/2019 at 18:34

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Trigger’d

f86sabre > For Sweden 08/15/2019 at 20:40

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